So, we bought a whole bunch of cheezy mugs to go to Daytona, and follow
us in our beer-induced idiocy. Value Village is the greatest place
in the world!
UPDATE (by ted): After careful scientific study (and a 2 litre juice jug)
we determined that the Big Mug 'o Fun holds around 10 beers, and the Amazing
3D Mug 'o Mirth holds about 5. No word on Jiff, who is currently using an
old toothbrush to shine that sumbitch Chalice up reeeeeeeeal nice....
UPDATE 2 (by ted) The woodcutters and whale mugs were BOTH signed 'Sam 72'
First off, My Baby. I don't know what else to call it, except
obscene. It's nearly 2 feet tall!

After this, Ted's conquest's are also impressive:
Behold, the mighty woodcutter, in Glaring3D!!!!

Next, we have my secondary mug, the Mighty MeltingMug(tm)!!!
and, as if that wasn't enough, the all-powerful, life imbueing Chalice
'O' Jiff!
