So, there's lots of pages out there dedicated to rice. In fact, I take my inspiration from such greats as Ricecop.com and Riceboypage.com.
But, Ottawa is home. And there's so much rice up here, you could make miles of pilaf! So, what to do, what to do?
Obviously, the only appropriate response is mocking. much mocking.
But, in the grand scheme of things, there's no excuse for ricin' out. Save your money. Better yet, take the thousand bucks you spent on that god-awful wing, and put it under th hood. (the 1000$, not the wing).
And people, I can't stress this enough. LOSE THE BLUE LIGHTS ON THE HOOD. You know the ones. The ones that replace the windshield sprayers. If you have these on your car, you're an idiot.