Lookie Here, It's ME!!!!

In different shades no less!
(note to self:  become more photogenic)
 
 

most recently (feb 24th 2001) i'm looking like this:

and, slightly less recently (it's been over a year since i cut my hair now!)

Not so current me: a week after i cut my hair; I've looked pretty much like this for a year now, almost GQ-cool, but not quite!

But, not so long ago, and not even in a galaxy far, far away, I looked something like this:

Yes, that's all my hair.  i cut it off in one go, scanned it and sent it to my mommy, who cried with great
happiness.  Moms.  Go fig.

So, should I have kept my hair (attached, that is)?  keep in mind that should you say yes,
I shall cry like a baby for weeks!

and, just to make you laugh out loud, there was a short, ill-fated time when I had the Sideburns-of-doom (tm)
 
 

Check it out, I can almost be photogenic! (well, back in 1995, anyways)

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

So, for the first time in my 27 years, I'm making a sad, pathetic attempt at growing facial hair.

It looks slightly better than this right now, cuz i've been at it about a month. I'm past the high-school-kid-gotta-be-cool-and-grow-something-on-my-face look.